The K.R.E. (Klub Rules Emily)

[Helios]

I've never seen one of those...

Just the box where you mark what gender you are, or leave blank if you want.

And how would the computer know?

[Metal15]

You can decide which gender you are. XD As dumb as that sounds. But it's true. There's a circle in which to click and identify yourself as male, and there's another to click to identify yourself as female.

[Helios]

Dumb? Why is it dumb?

Oh, well, I saw the circle. But I've never seen the pink/blue thing. Is it safe to assume the people with masculine names are probably guys, and people with feminine names are probably girls? But if the name is somewhat ambiguous...should I just ask? Let's say...oh...The Valiant. Guy or girl? Or The Old Judge?

[Metal15]

Because... If you're a girl and have your gender icon as male... Isn't that a tad dumb?

Here. See the blue thing on my profile?

[Helios]

Oooohhhh....I see. What's the gender icon?

Never mind, I see it. Now I do feel dumb....

BTW, who's the judge for our stories? I forgot to ask that yesterday.

[Metal15]

I am.

Just in case some KREers didn't get the PM...


Hello, KREers!

So, first order of business, an update on our enemy “ERK”. ERK has decided to ignore us. Yep, you heard that right. You may ask “Wut?? WHY???” and I say “Good question”. The ERKers think that by simply ignoring us, we will just...die. Yep. Nope. “Yep”, they think that, “Nope”, it won’t happen. And the reason we won’t die is...THE KRE IS JUST TOO STINKIN’ FUN. XD Who wouldn’t wanna be part of an awesome organization(KRE) who completely owns a tyrannical organization(ERK)? Think what you like about this, but I think I know the reason for their silence. FEAR. I say again. FEAR. They’re intimidated. And you gotta admit, we ARE pretty intimidating. I think we would all agree, fear should be an expected result of intimidation. So technically we shouldn’t be THAT surprised. However, it just goes to show you that they CAN be overcome. It’ll just take time. And time is something that typically we have a lot of. How will we respond to ERK’s weak attempt at war? We’ll enjoy it. In fact, it works well in our favor. I’ll explain it to you in our second order of business.

Second order of business. Our retaliation to ERK’s new method. As I said, this “ERK ignoring us” thing works well in our favor. It opens the door to an opportunity...A CONTEST. Yep. “What kind of contest?” you may ask. I’ll tell ya.
Everyone write some sort of ERK/KRE war short-story/sequence. It can be a page long, half a page long, or ten pages long. It doesn’t HAVE to have fighting in it, but feel free to include it if you like. I’ll read each entry and make my decision on which stories will be first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place. The first place winner will get a special KRE officer’s cap and matching KRE suit, an Emily punching bag, and a billy-club that says “ERK” on it with a slash through it. The second place winner will get an Anti-ERK bicycle along with an axe. The third place winner will get a collection of anti-ERK and anti-Emily cupcakes, muffins, and cookies. Fourth place winner will get an Anti-ERK T-shirt. And finally, the fifth place winner shall receive an Anti-Emily temporary tattoo. XD
You might be asking “What does this contest have anything to do with ERK ignoring us?” Well, if they won’t participate fully in the war, then we’ll just have to pretend they are. So we’ll write stories. And skits(These’ll start to be my forte. ). This is gonna turn into lotz of good fun, lemme tell ya.

Let me know if you guys have any ideas to make this even MORE of an enjoyable experience.

This contest is effective immediately, ending the 31st of this month(Or later, I'll be flexible), so feel free to start NOW!

[Helios]

Teeheehee, already started...but now I'm erasing it and starting over again. This will happen several times..

BTW, I hope all y'all fellow KREers won't mind what I do to you in my story...I have a pretty weird imagination. Just warnin' ya.

[The Old Judge]

Well done, Mister Vice-President. A round of applause for our head, anyone? If I had more time on my hands, I might try, though I do not write in the "fictional Internet war" sub genre. The humorous thing, Metal, is that I was just reading PF's post about letting us die, so I came over here to make a post when I saw your announcement. (I didn't get the PM by the way.)

[Metal15]

Alright, Old Judge.

O_O Crikey! Apparently you're not on the KRE list.

[Doll]

Alright, Old Judge.

O_O Crikey! Apparently you're not on the KRE list.

Currently, you, Metal, are the group leader of the KRE list. Therefore, you can add/remove people as you see fit. If you need help figuring this out, just pm me, and I'll help.

[Metal15]

I think the bigger issue here is why the titles of the ERK thread and the KRE thread are swapped. O_O Is just me seeing this?

[SirWhit]

It's not just you. I'm seeing it too.

[Metal15]

Now we have TWO KRE klubs! XD

[SirWhit]

LOL. I guess PF came to the light!

[Doll]

I see someone here was having fun.....

[Helios]

I totally missed everything that happened...

But that's okay: I'd have made some annoying snarky comment about it and probably gotten my socks blown off.

So, what exactly happened, and why is this thread's title different? (PS, Old Judge, I hope you don't mind if you make a boy in my story...it seemed to fit better than a girl...)

[Tea Ess]

So, what exactly happened, and why is this thread's title different? (PS, Old Judge, I hope you don't mind if you make a boy in my story...it seemed to fit better than a girl...)

Old Judge is a boy. o.O

I see someone here was having fun.....

Who was it?

[The Old Judge]

Thank you, T.S., for clearing that matter up for her. Yes, Helios, I am of the male gender, "a boy," as you put it. What I really need to do is set the gender symbol on here, but I never have.

(And I can't wait to see how I will fit into your story.)

[Wakko]

It's back to normal now.

[Doll]

I see someone here was having fun.....

Who was it?

The moderator logs tell all.