The Court of 11th Doctor Lord Ruler of the Debate Vampires

[Eleventh Doctor]

What toppings?

[Blitz]

If it is anything other than meat and extra cheese and fat, I will have your head.

[SirWhit]

Meat, cheese, olives, bell pepper, poison courtesy of the ERK, and mushrooms.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Off with his head!!!

[Blitz]

*Slices WE's head with a single swipe of his gladiator*
DIE INFIDEL!

[Eleventh Doctor]

That's what we do to people who put mushrooms on our pizzas!

[TigerShadow]

I was thinking we were protesting the poison, but sure, mushrooms sound like a justifiable reason.

//shrugs We can always order out from Pizza Hut.

[Eleventh Doctor]

We're vampires, what would poison do to us?

Pizza Hut yes, we can get the stuffed crust.

[Wakko]

Mmm stuffed crust.

[TigerShadow]

We should probably also get the garlic breadsticks.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Maybe skip the garlic though, we can do the cheesy bread sticks.

[TigerShadow]

Ooh, good point. We could get cinnamon sticks, too, though, just to round out the experience.

[Eleventh Doctor]

I do like cinnamon sticks

[Wakko]

And those breadsticks that are dipped in the chocolate.

[Blitz]

Oh yeah were talking. Do not forget extra cheese.

[TigerShadow]

And pepperoni, of course.

[Tea Ess]

This is one of my favorite threads of all time. It probably makes the top ten.

Are there any set criteria for becoming a debate vampire?

[Eleventh Doctor]

Let it be known to the court that T.S. has been named Squire of the court and his training has been entrusted to Sir Blitz, Captain of the King's guard.

I also name Belle a Lady in Waiting of the court. Her training has been entrusted to Lady Sam, Knight of Montreal.

[Doll]

Thank you very much, m'lord. *curtsies*

I will do my best to be worthy of my title.

[Blitz]

So training is done how? We need a manual.

We should have a function. As a court, I think a ball is a necessity.