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DVD's? I thought they were only on VHS tapes!
I have only seen 3 of them, I own the christmas one. and its been ages since I have seen the other 2, so I don't remember the lines.

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Jimmy: Dad. I think I'm going to get a my ears pierced.

George: huh...

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I know that doesn't sound too funny just reading it, but the way George says "huh", kills me every time. XD
I'm not 100% sure if that's what Jimmy says, but I know that that's what George says.
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That line is the funniest line ever, Nelson S.!

"This (a banana split) is just what I need after a long, hard day."
"You must have a lot of hard days - haha!"

And that scene in The Buck Starts Here, where Jared thinks his mom and Mr. Whittaker are plotting to take his money, which I won't write out because of time. So go listen to The Buck Starts Here right now, so you can start laughing like I do whenever I hear it. And another scene in Eggshells, I'll have to listen to it again and type out what Jared said later...
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"I have a spoon, and I'm not afraid to use it." - Jay

"Go ahead and deny it" - Jay
"OK...I deny it" - Buck Oliver

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Eugene Meltsner: My pilgrimage will be to--there!
Bernard Walton: That's the sign for the women's room.
Eugene Meltsner: Oops! I'll try again.
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Nelson S. wrote:Jimmy: Dad. I think I'm going to get a my ears pierced.

George: huh...

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I know that doesn't sound too funny just reading it, but the way George says "huh", kills me every time. XD
I'm not 100% sure if that's what Jimmy says, but I know that that's what George says.
I loved that part!
The part that gets me every time is when Mary walks in and says "We need to be thinking of more important things.. Like vacation"
George "That's right va...Vacation?!?"
Mary "vacation. Where should we go this year? I was thinking Bahamas."
George "BAHAMAS?!"

I loved George's reactions :lol:
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Bernard: "I don't exist, Whit." - A Day in the Life
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Jared: "2:27 Subject is making sudden, frantic arm motions, like she is erasing an imaginary chalkboard, perhaps she is subconsciously trying to erase the memories of her tragic loss."
Trent: "I think she's shooing a fly."
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GratiaDei wrote:Jared: "2:27 Subject is making sudden, frantic arm motions, like she is erasing an imaginary chalkboard, perhaps she is subconsciously trying to erase the memories of her tragic loss."
Trent: "I think she's shooing a fly."
Oh, yeah. That one was a real good one. :lol:

And another one from memory: "The winner was Rod....uh, Rodrathneybone!" - Bart
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I love these! I love all of them. I remember that ^ one. :P Typical Bart. :roll:
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I'm going on a Bernard spree!

"Mental health? Then you must be watching Connie!"
"Well that's about as insightful as a dog in a sweater."
"Now wait a minute! Hold it! There will be no name-calling here, you bonehead."
"It's been my experience that experience for the sake of experience usually isn't a very good experience at all."
"Can you imagine being related to Eugene? I think I'd rather pull out my fingernails with a pair of rusty pliers."
"I'm not against what other people think! I mean, it's not my fault they're wrong!"
"Will you stop interrupting? The plot's getting as thick as the grease in Bart Rathbone's hair."

Ok... I'll stop... It's hard when you're quoting the best character in AiO. :D
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One of my favorites.....Whit's gone to Connelsville Nick's gone home Eugene has gone who knows where and I've gone insane.. :lol:
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bobland wrote:"I have a spoon, and I'm not afraid to use it." - Jay

"Go ahead and deny it" - Jay
"OK...I deny it" - Buck Oliver

GRC

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Jay :I have a weapon!
Buck :That's an Ice Cream Scoop
Jay :Yes, and I'm not afraid to use it!
:lol:

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Garrett'sBiggestFan wrote:"...Plan Zebra Alpha Charlie Fettuccine Water Buffalo"
"sounds like an important plan! What is it?"
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Raggedy Man I remember you, and you are late for my wedding!
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It's actually,
Jay: Oh no you don't, stay right were you are, or I'll fire!
Buck: That's an ice cream scoop.
Jay: Yeah, it is, and I know how to use it.
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I posted this over on Switch
Mr. Whittaker: Girl Scout cookies!
Marvin : Noooo Thaaanks!
*slams door*
Tamika: Marvin! I can't believe you just slammed the door on Mr. Whittaker!
Marvin: No I didn't; that was a fat Girl Scout with a mustache!
Tamika: that's even worse!
Raggedy Man I remember you, and you are late for my wedding!
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(One of)
My favorite(s)
Nick Mulligan: Uh, Whit, do you have any idea how to get a bucket off of somebody's head?
Whit: A bucket?
Nick Mulligan: Yeah, like the ones that chocolate sprinkles come in?
Whit: Who has a bucket on their head?
Nick Mulligan: Well, that's not really important.
Whit: Nick, do you have a bucket on your head?

-- 14 Dec 2013, 20:12 --

Another:
Connie: "Your story has more loopholes than a spaghetti strainer!"
Dr. Blackgaard: "Ah, yes, that classic Odyssean humor."
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Oh, I love that first one, HSC!
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My favorite line from Emily, who I actually didn't like to begin with but now don't really mind...

"Oh, let the joy be unconfined!
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Here's more: (I have a whole Word document full of quotes, so expect more in the future!)

Jason Whittaker: So, let me guess. You're wearing the torn shirt and pants that are too big so people will feel bad for you and give you more money?
Alex Jefferson: Kind of. I noticed you did that on Sunday with that ratty tie and the mismatched shirt. It has a nice... needy effect to it. (Alex leaves. Door shuts, we're still in Jason's house)
Jason Whittaker: Ratty tie? I like that tie!
----and----
Jared DeWhite: Oh… I'm not very good at maps. Whenever I try to use the one at the mall, I always end up… at the pregnant women's clothing store.
----and----
Richard Maxwell: ...we worked with the five C's.
Lucy Cunningham-Schultz: The five C's? What's that?
Richard Maxwell: Campbell County Community College Computers.
Lucy Cunningham-Schultz: Oh, that's clever.
Richard Maxwell: Yeah, and cute too.
----and----
Tom Riley: Only someone as smart as Eugene would do something so stupid!
----and----
Connie Kendall: I mean there are lots of old people at church, I mean look at you!
John Whittaker: Oh, well thanks Connie.
Connie Kendall: You know what I mean!
Enjoy!
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Sydney Sellica: I stand against smoking. Never start smoking, Tamika. Smoking kills, and if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life!
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I like the one in Bernard and esther where bernard calls the kings advisers royal egg heads...... :)
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