Emily Jones, private investigator. Or, Private Eye, as some call them.
We, ERK, are dedicated to preserving her good name. Here’s the situation:
There are a number of despicable semi-human beings who regularly say cruel things about Emily. “I hate her” “she’s totally annoying” and “I can’t stand her” and other such mature phrases are common among the Emily-Haters.
So we’re here to counter them. Emily is an enjoyable character, with some depth, and who delivers the occasional laugh, who simply doesn’t deserve the kind of criticism she gets.
What we do:
We have contests, do Emily-fan art, “kill” Emily haters… pretty much whatever comes into our nutty heads.
Who can join:
Anyone. Whether you’re brand new or have been a member for months. Even ex-Emily-haters. Simply post on here announcing your desire to join, and you will be welcome at all contests and meetings. If you’re thinking, “I kind of like Emily, but I’m not sure she, ‘rules’”, then that’s fine. Again, not all of us are super crazy about Emily. We just show the Emily-haters there are lots of people who know that Emily is likable, not necessarily that she is fantastic.
Why join:
Things get crazy here, but it’s always entertaining. You are put under no obligations whatsoever by joining. Try it out. And believe it or not, chances are you’ll have fun.
Alright, have you made your decision? You’ll join? My congratulations. You are about to embark on a journey. You are Christened an:Emilyophile. Always remember our creed… Emily RULES!
Blind Detour:
Option 1: Look
Option 2: Book
Complete this detour to check into the pit stop.
Last edited by Pound Foolish on Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:02 pm, edited 4 times in total.
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury
Y'know, it'll be fun to see how many (or few) members you get.
~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~
YAY! I LOVE THIS CLUB. Pound Foolish- you are a genius. (Like I said before, though...don't let my words get to your head, buster!!!) And Godsgirl, it sounds as if you don't have much faith in us! I trust you will join our club, will you not? If not...then don't worry, we'll began our quest to convert you right away.
~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~
Poor Suzy. How on earth did you manage to be attacked by dinosaur?
Whittifer, please do join! You're not declaring yourself an Emily enthusiast be joining this group. It would just mean you're not an Emily-Hater.
And, here's a special announcement for today I shall make before posting it in the character of the week topic... I'm afraid, Emily, has....
WON the third Character of the Week by just ONE vote! We did it! Congratulations, troops!
“I absolutely demand of you and everyone I know that they be widely read in every [censored] field there is: in every religion and every art form and don’t tell me you haven’t got time! There’s plenty of time.”~ Ray Bradbury
We won? WE WON?! OHMYGOSH, WE WON!!! I'm sooo happy!
Oh and Whittifer, you totally should join...besides, a little "Emily Rules!" on your signature would make you look extra cool like Pound Foolish and I. 8-)
You must not have many reasons for me to join then.
~Queen Belle of Altanovia, Knight of Montreal & Order of Aristotle, Benevolent Dictator, Catspaw of the SS, & Dan's couch troll~
~"I’ve always found you to be a good person to disagree with." - Eleventh Doctor~
Not very long, my only wish for now is that you might become a member of the Emily RULES! klub. Would you do that for me, T.S?
(Good lands, I just flat out lied didn't I? And on a Sunday of all days! Uh oh...)
You have to admit though, she is a pretty entertaining character.