my onions have sprouted
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Plant them. Then you will have onions 4 dayz.
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noted. thx321tumbler wrote:Plant them. Then you will have onions 4 dayz.
they got bored, i guess.TheDoctor wrote:Why?
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Plant them. Then you will not have to buy onions for a while. And if you let an onion or two sprout every month or so, you will hardly ever have to buy onions.
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1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
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10/10 this is the best suggestion so far also i was literally talking with someone about using onions to pay for pizza earlier today were you eavesdropping?Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
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this is the best thing I've ever read on this websiteConnie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
Aha suh dude
This is the best advice I've ever seen.Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
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Congrats on becoming a 20-somethings guy, Connie.321tumbler wrote:No, she actually was that someone.
Edit: This genuinely gets funnier every time I look at it. I didn't even notice the numbering/lettering scheme at first.Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
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thank youTea Ess wrote:Congrats on becoming a 20-somethings guy, Connie.321tumbler wrote:No, she actually was that someone.
i've successfully fooled you all.
it's actually i that run the infamous "Isaiah the Ox" account, he is merely a product of my imagination.
you're welcome
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*suddenly remembers how much she hates onions.* *shivers* *slowly backs out of thread*
There's plenty here who will believe you. *coughs and dramatically waves hand* The disease of gullibleness has infected every corner of this place.Connie G. wrote: it's actually i that run the infamous "Isaiah the Ox" account, he is merely a product of my imagination.
*suddenly remembers how much she hates onions.* *shivers* *slowly backs out of thread*
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thanks
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thanks
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