Bernard Walton's Return
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Hahahaha Those are funny
Penny: Oh, Mr. Walton, me and Wooton are made for each other. I just know it.
Bernard: Oh, you do, do you?
Penny: Yes! He's the only one for me!
Bernard: Well, I'm glad! If there was another Wooton that would be a threat to the peace and happiness of the world!
Penny: @$&^*%#!
Priscilla: *SHRIEK!* Connie this is terrible!
Connie: What? What?!
Priscilla: Do you see this monstrosity?
Connie: Oh, it's a pimple. It'll go away. And it's a small one.
Priscilla: But, it's right on my nose!
Bernard: (hearing from a distance, comes over and interrupts Connie.) Ooh, you got quite a shiner on your sniffer, girly. Buck up, though. Next time Uncle Archie's passes through town, you can ask for a job. (Mutters to himself,) I hear they're short on clowns.
Oh wowie wow wow! don't make me cry here! That is SOOO bernard! I miss him! One thing I like about him is that when he was in an episode, it was usually a good solid, biblical episode.
*reminices of Bernard dreamily*
Bernard: Oh, you do, do you?
Penny: Yes! He's the only one for me!
Bernard: Well, I'm glad! If there was another Wooton that would be a threat to the peace and happiness of the world!
Penny: @$&^*%#!
Priscilla: *SHRIEK!* Connie this is terrible!
Connie: What? What?!
Priscilla: Do you see this monstrosity?
Connie: Oh, it's a pimple. It'll go away. And it's a small one.
Priscilla: But, it's right on my nose!
Bernard: (hearing from a distance, comes over and interrupts Connie.) Ooh, you got quite a shiner on your sniffer, girly. Buck up, though. Next time Uncle Archie's passes through town, you can ask for a job. (Mutters to himself,) I hear they're short on clowns.
Oh wowie wow wow! don't make me cry here! That is SOOO bernard! I miss him! One thing I like about him is that when he was in an episode, it was usually a good solid, biblical episode.
*reminices of Bernard dreamily*
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I miss him too, sometimes... Honestly, with him just vanishing like that... It's almost like he died! He's dead, and no one in Odyssey cares! Ahh-ugh!
Seriously though, it really is kind of like having a friend die to have Bernard randomly disappear.
It would be nice if he came back, not as a regular character, but on a special visit. Goodness knows he deserves it.
Seriously though, it really is kind of like having a friend die to have Bernard randomly disappear.
It would be nice if he came back, not as a regular character, but on a special visit. Goodness knows he deserves it.
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Was his last appearance in the episode about secrets? You know, the one where he was calling Connie a Russian spy...
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Mum’s the Word I believe it's call.
I think his last episode was B-TV: Live.
I think his last episode was B-TV: Live.
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Russian spy? Ooh! Imagine Connie doing a Russian dance.
That must've been hilarious. Nothing angers an AIO fan like unreleased episodes.
That must've been hilarious. Nothing angers an AIO fan like unreleased episodes.
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I miss Bernard. I am always listening to episodes like "The Girl in the Sink" and laughing at Bernard`<-- (what is that?)s humor.
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I would love it if Bernard returned. The actor who played him is older now, though. I think if they did bring back, he'd be played by a different person. And I always hate it when they replace a character's memorable voice with another person's voice I've never heard. And I don't think I'll have to worry about that, because I doubt he'll return anyway.
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I agree. Whit sounds so different now even! (No offense Andre.)Novatom wrote:I would love it if Bernard returned. The actor who played him is older now, though. I think if they did bring back, he'd be played by a different person. And I always hate it when they replace a character's memorable voice with another person's voice I've never heard. And I don't think I'll have to worry about that, because I doubt he'll return anyway.
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If it were gonna be a different actor, I would just as soon not have him back. Yes, the sarcasm was one of the best parts of Bernard (which could be mimicked), but his overall attitude couldn't be replaced.HomeschoolCowgirl wrote:I agree. Whit sounds so different now even! (No offense Andre.)Novatom wrote:I would love it if Bernard returned. The actor who played him is older now, though. I think if they did bring back, he'd be played by a different person. And I always hate it when they replace a character's memorable voice with another person's voice I've never heard. And I don't think I'll have to worry about that, because I doubt he'll return anyway.
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
-Nicolas Cage