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Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:08 pm
by Mickey
Stop I need to give my cardiac...a..rest!
-Wooton from The Other Side of The Window
You would'n know a good ending if..
It over through the government!
Mandy and Jared from Stubborn Streaks
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 4:11 pm
by Paula
Whenever I listen to Mandy's Debut this line always gets me =P
“Well Miss Kendall if would have made ice cream this morning instead of using a new machine you weren’t supposed to be using I would’ve been in the computer room to prevent Mr. Walton from hosing down my CPU!!!!!”
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 12:33 am
by joplin4
Ice Fishing where Tom is harassing Eugene. "Here fishy fishy! Time for din-din!" Had to cut it off at work because I lost my composure.
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:46 pm
by Shadow
I haven't seen you in a ........ day! Connie from Poor Loser.
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:30 pm
by GJFH
"I have a fear of dieting, it makes me hungry." - Wooton Bassett, Do or Diet.
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:23 pm
by Katie10
There's a cule! What that's my shoe
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:36 pm
by Mr. Clever
Connie- "Hey Bernard do you want some water?"
Bernard- "No thanks Connie."
Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"
Bernard- "Well not today."
Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"
Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."
That was from the episode "Poor Loser".
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:31 pm
by Katie10
Connie- Here's you change Bernard don't spend it all in one place
Bernard- Do you even know what that means?
Connie- I have no idea
Bernard- Then why do you say it?
Connie- I have no idea
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:11 pm
by Scientific Guy
“[Whit,] do you ever have the desire to . . . I don’t know . . . eat dirt?”
“What.”
—Between the Lines, Part 1
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:56 pm
by Kathy0
TheDoctor wrote:Connie- "Hey Bernard do you want some water?"
Bernard- "No thanks Connie."
Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"
Bernard- "Well not today."
Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"
Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."
That was from the episode "Poor Loser".
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!!!!
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:59 pm
by Scientific Guy
Eugene: “Well, I’m sorry, Mr. Walton, but I’m having some trouble gaining intellectual stimulation from watching miles and miles of corn pass before my eyes.”
Bernard: “. . . Here, let’s play 20 Questions, that’ll make the time go fast!”
E: “20 Questions?”
B: “Sure! Oh– okay, I- I’m thinking of a . . . thing. You got twenty questions to figure out what it is.”
E: “Is it corn?”
<silence>
B: “I don’t wanna play anymore.”
—“Second Thoughts”
Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:39 pm
by Kathy0
Cal: "So you think he's a secret agent?"
Alex: "Eugene Melstner? I don't think so. Secret agents wear sunglasses and drive around in cool cars. Eugene wears coke bottle glasses and rides around on a bike."
- "Red Herring"
Connie (after Eugene gives her some advice): "I don't want to hear it you... you... YOU YOU!"
Bart Rathbone: "Boy, you really put your foot in it that time. Is she always that snippy?"
Eugene: "You have no idea."
- "The One about Trust"
Sarah Prachett: "Look, Mr. Whittaker! I pierced my own ears, just like you said!"
Whit: "Oh! Very good, Sarah! Your parents will be so proud!"
- "I Slap Floor"
"Eugene, you're about as much fun as a root canal." - Bernard Walton in "The Fifth House on the Left"