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Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:26 pm
by ArnoldtheRubberDucky
Post the lines that make you laugh out loud! Here are some of mine:

"Don't ever start smoking, Tamika, because smoking kills. And if you die, you've lost a very important part of your life."

"I had a cherry on my hot fudge sundae. FRUIT."
"You had a sundae?"
"Yeah, you sure can't eat hot fudge without ice cream."
"And you can't eat ice cream without cake. I found that out last night."

"My hamster just died."
"Really? What was his name?"
"Binky."
"Ah. Well, let's... Have about an hour of silence for... Binky. Wake me up when you're done."

"I seriously think he made that move simply to form the letter M with his pieces!"

There would be dozens of others, but those are the ones that come to mind right now.

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 11:09 pm
by Pound Foolish
A very good topic Mr. Thinker, and a wonderful selection to kick it off.

"Start talkin' and use your mouth."

"I can't get lawyer that fast. Uncle Louie's in prison for another six weeks."

"You don't want their water. You don't know where it's been."

"Rodney has a point."
"Yeah, two of them. Coming out of his head."

"Barrett? I dunno. How bout, "Duuuuuuh."

"He put NUTS on my sundae!"

"First sentence... first sentence. First... sentence. Firstsentence!"

"Lucy Cunningham Schulz... will you marry me?"
"I don't know. That's kind of a big commitment."

"It's not an honor to win a vote because you're the loudest screamer."

(Had to finish with an Emily quote. A little Emily makes everything better.)

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 12:11 am
by godisawesomeness99
There will be no name calling in my courtroom, you bonehead!

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 1:44 pm
by Starflower1234
"We should be preoccupied about missing capsules! I need those for my allergies."
"What are you allergic too?"
"Dry paint."

I'm sure there are others, but I've listened to this one over and over again for a few weeks now, so it's stuck in my mind.

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:24 pm
by Floral Filly
Starflower1234 wrote:"We should be preoccupied about missing capsules! I need those for my allergies."
"What are you allergic too?"
"Dry paint."

I'm sure there are others, but I've listened to this one over and over again for a few weeks now, so it's stuck in my mind.
AMEN SISTA! More like months though. Here's some of mine:
"Hey look kid, my motto is, somebody knows where that missin' thing is! And I know somebody who's gonna find that missin' thing out that somebody knows about, and so on, uh.. What was the question?"

Harlo is funny. One of my favorites. :)

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:55 pm
by Bethany Shepard
Donna: I didn't sleep very well last night.

Jimmy: What have I told you about looking into the mirror before you go to bed!

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 9:13 pm
by Stella C.
My favorite is when Donna wakes up in her dream

"Alright, who shrunk my room?!? Jimmy?!" :lol:

Oh and another one that is a very long running joke in my family-

"We could visit the hospital!"
"Ya, good idea, we can have our stomachs pumped..."

Also, "Wow if he were alive today, he'd be dead!" And of course:

"So, if you don't not know, then you do know! And if you know that the answer isn't no, then you know that there's no way you could know, I broke the window!" -Totally said that from memory 8)

And- Harlow "OK, Rodrathnebrone!" OK OK, I'm done now....

EDIT: There, Noah. I changed it for ya'. ;) )

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:07 am
by Joy
Said from memory:
"The pickins were mighty slim at the park, but I managed to nab this squirrel!"
"Dad, that looks more like a rat"
"Squirrel, rat, it's meat, ain't it? Fire up the stewpot, Mary, we're gonna eat tonight!"
*cheers* *dream fades out*

And wouldja believe it, I haven't listened to that episode for months. My siblings listened to that episode a lot when they were younger, because we didn't have as many back then. That's the one line that's stuck with them for years and years. I know it off by heart, and so do they. My sisters don't really have time to sit down and listen to Odyssey anymore. But they still enjoy it, though they hardly listen to it out of their own free will. Sometimes, if we get a new album (as in new new) and they come over, I'll put on a few of them, and they'll partly pay attention.
I'm rambling, aren't I?

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:49 am
by Starflower1234
"And there's also a tornado warning, we all know that, but who cares!"

Another one that I've listened to a million times over the past few weeks.

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:58 pm
by GratiaDei
"Hey, remembering how to divide fractions is a challenge. Skateboarding down a wooden bannister is a challenge. Reciting Hamlet with a bowling ball on your head is a challenge. This is no challenge."

"I don't trust him [Buck]."
"Why not?"
"Because he is not to be trusted."

And the last Jay quote (probably):

"I need the password."
"Oooh, try your birthday."
"It's not my phone."
"Then try Nelson's."

Sorry, the GRC is one of the only albums I have on my laptop right now.

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:33 pm
by Wretched Sinner
*sniff* Everybody's spelling Harlow's name wrong....... *cries*

Sorry *sniff* I'm just a huge Harlow fan.

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:11 pm
by Rosy
Wretched Sinner wrote:*sniff* Everybody's spelling Harlow's name wrong....... *cries*

Sorry *sniff* I'm just a huge Harlow fan.
...Who spelled his name wrong?

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:27 pm
by Stella C.
*squeaks* I might have..... But I fixed it!! O.o

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:31 pm
by MysteriousGoofBall
My favorite (infact, I listened to this a couple nights ago)

"And then they started playing cards in the fiery furnace!"

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:07 am
by Pound Foolish
I am very fond of that one. Partially because I got it as a little kid.

"Have Mandy do it. She'd make a great Ugly-Hair-Girl."

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:54 pm
by Floral Filly
Here's another few:
"All you need is some shampoo and you could wash your hair in detention!"
And:
"You don't get burned! God saves you! What do you think of that?"
"Fire extinguishers."

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:26 am
by GratiaDei
"I didn't do nothin', that rock accidentally slipped out of my hand when I was cleaning it."

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:20 am
by Starflower1234
"Tom, get down. If you fall in and drown, I'll never speak to you again."

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:48 pm
by Floral Filly
Starflower1234 wrote:"Tom, get down. If you fall in and drown, I'll never speak to you again."
Very witty. Very.

Re: Funniest AIO Lines

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:19 pm
by yelsew
God'sWolf wrote:
Starflower1234 wrote:"Tom, get down. If you fall in and drown, I'll never speak to you again."
Very witty. Very.
No... That was Tom. ;)