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I love the scene in "The Right Choice" where Eugene and Katrina are in the prayer group with another lady, but they are completely ignoring her and praying for each other/arguing!
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Thanks for the post but i can't see that episode

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I love the episode Green Eyes and Yellow Tulips. My favorite parts are when Connie meets Mitch for the first time and when Rodney brings her flowers from the graveyard but she thinks that they are from Mitch.
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"Pin a tell on me and me a donkey."

"Oh. there aren't any Twinkies in candy land; that would be more like, pastry land. The dark woods and trees just seemed kinda scary."

"All I every do is argue with Connie!"
"That's not true!"
".....See...."
It’s not about the stand we take, but the grace we give
It’s not about the name we make, but the life we live
Heard about a King who stepped down, took my place
True Love gave His life away
It’s love that lights the way
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Alright, you're a donkey. But those are some delightful quotes.

"I'm having the best day of my life. Until tomorrow, of course. Ha ha!"

"Hello." "I was going to say that. Harlow Doyle here." "Oh hi, Harlow Doyle Here."
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Pound Foolish wrote:"I'm having the best day of my life. Until tomorrow, of course. Ha ha!"
"Yeah.....Who are you?"
It’s not about the stand we take, but the grace we give
It’s not about the name we make, but the life we live
Heard about a King who stepped down, took my place
True Love gave His life away
It’s love that lights the way
~Family Force 5
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I find the entire episode of Sunday Morning Scramble very amusing, but one of my favorite's is something like:
Mrs. Washington: "Just get dressed in the car."
Marvin: "But what if people see me?"
Mrs. Washington: "Smile and wave."
That may be incorrect because I am typing this from memory.
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TOM: Hi Whit, what are you doin'?
WHIT: Just taking a walk through your orchard.
TOM: Well, you're not gonna get very far standing on a ladder.

-- June 16th, 2014, 6:34 pm --

WOOTON: Porcupine Pinata Jurisdiction HEIMLICH!! I did it!
(other woman talking)
WOOTON: I did it! That was three, four... THAT was SEVEN!!!
and yeah, sometimes I do yell that line for fun...
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Just listen to a cryin Brian dern episode. What happened to him, anyways? He was funny.
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Here are mine

Why are you starring as if you've been caught in a set of vehicular lamps.

There's more but I can't think of them right now :cry:
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Wooton Bassett: They're gonna have a bouncy house - with no age or weight restrictions! Woohoo!

Wooton Bassett: No one has ever beaten my record of 31 slides in 15 minutes.
Samantha McKay: Really?
Wooton Bassett: Of course, nobody else has sprayed cooking oil on their pants, either.

Wooton Bassett: Some of my best memories are from being a boy scout and doing all those fun "ing" things. Boating, camping, rafting, hiking, falling, hurting, bleeding, and yelling for help. It was the most fun I've ever had!

Some of my favorites.
Yes, most of my favorites are Wooton lines. SO?
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Nathaniel: It would be funny, if it wasn't so... Unfunny
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish

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MilkandEggs wrote: "All I ever do is argue with Connie!"
"That's not true!"
".....See...."
I drew this!!

I'll post it when I find it...
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"He eats people, and their multi-million dollar contracts for lunch, and uses people like me as a toothpick." :lol:
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Jimmy to Donna, "I always knew you were one of those feminist types."
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Ed: excuse me while I go play with people of my own maturity level!

Swing hard it's rodadendren time!! Wooton
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"Hey, my parents watch you on the 11:00 news. You put them to sleep every night." Jay, to the news anchor

"Of course it does, Connie. I never kid about licorice." We ALL know who


"The only one sitting around here is HIM. When they drop him in the electric chair for being a COUNTERFEITER." Jay


"That was no man, that was Matthew!"


"Nice little moment there, holding hands across the creek! Must be LOOOOVE."



"WHO KNOWS THAT? WHY WOULD ANYONE KNOW THAT?"


“Why is the periodic table constant? Or why isn’t there another word for synonym? or why did they ever put an s in the word lisp?” Wooton
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish

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"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
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And a Bassett never backs down from a difficult challenge..... Unless it competes with an all you can eat buffet!!
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Eugene Meltsner: Miss Kendall!

Connie Kendall: Yeah?

Eugene Meltsner: I'm speechless! This is the last thing I was expecting from you, it does humble me a bit as I merely purchased a scarf for you, which was certainly bought from the heart but, not nearly as elaborate as this generous gift for which I don't know how to thank you.

Tom Riley: For bein' speechless, a lot of words sure came out!
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HomeschoolCowgirl wrote:Eugene Meltsner: Miss Kendall!

Connie Kendall: Yeah?

Eugene Meltsner: I'm speechless! This is the last thing I was expecting from you, it does humble me a bit as I merely purchased a scarf for you, which was certainly bought from the heart but, not nearly as elaborate as this generous gift for which I don't know how to thank you.

Tom Riley: For bein' speechless, a lot of words sure came out!
That. Was. Freaking. Epic.
"What-ever."- Pound Foolish

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"Why are you cutting a table with a chainsaw...?"
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