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 Post subject: Re: Funniest AIO Line Of All Time
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:08 pm 
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Whenever I listen to Mandy's Debut this line always gets me =P

“Well Miss Kendall if would have made ice cream this morning instead of using a new machine you weren’t supposed to be using I would’ve been in the computer room to prevent Mr. Walton from hosing down my CPU!!!!!”

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Ice Fishing where Tom is harassing Eugene. "Here fishy fishy! Time for din-din!" Had to cut it off at work because I lost my composure.


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I haven't seen you in a ........ day! Connie from Poor Loser.

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Connie- "Hey Bernard do you want some water?"

Bernard- "No thanks Connie."

Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"

Bernard- "Well not today."

Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"

Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."

That was from the episode "Poor Loser".

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Connie- Here's you change Bernard don't spend it all in one place
Bernard- Do you even know what that means?
Connie- I have no idea
Bernard- Then why do you say it?
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“[Whit,] do you ever have the desire to . . . I don’t know . . . eat dirt?”
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:56 pm 
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TheDoctor wrote:
Connie- "Hey Bernard do you want some water?"

Bernard- "No thanks Connie."

Connie- "But Bernard you get water every time?"

Bernard- "Well not today."

Connie- "Well uh, Bernard I want to talk to you I haven't seen you in like a day!"

Bernard to Eugene- "Sorry Eugene, I have to go talk to Connie. She has a crush on me or something."

That was from the episode "Poor Loser".

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!!!!

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19 “Do you give the horse its strength
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20 Do you make it leap like a locust,
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21 It paws fiercely, rejoicing in its strength,
and charges into the fray.
22 It laughs at fear, afraid of nothing;
it does not shy away from the sword."


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:59 pm 
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Eugene: “Well, I’m sorry, Mr. Walton, but I’m having some trouble gaining intellectual stimulation from watching miles and miles of corn pass before my eyes.”
Bernard: “. . . Here, let’s play 20 Questions, that’ll make the time go fast!”
E: “20 Questions?”
B: “Sure! Oh– okay, I- I’m thinking of a . . . thing. You got twenty questions to figure out what it is.”
E: “Is it corn?”
<silence>
B: “I don’t wanna play anymore.”

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Cal: "So you think he's a secret agent?"
Alex: "Eugene Melstner? I don't think so. Secret agents wear sunglasses and drive around in cool cars. Eugene wears coke bottle glasses and rides around on a bike."
- "Red Herring"

Connie (after Eugene gives her some advice): "I don't want to hear it you... you... YOU YOU!"
Bart Rathbone: "Boy, you really put your foot in it that time. Is she always that snippy?"
Eugene: "You have no idea."
- "The One about Trust"

Sarah Prachett: "Look, Mr. Whittaker! I pierced my own ears, just like you said!"
Whit: "Oh! Very good, Sarah! Your parents will be so proud!"
- "I Slap Floor"

"Eugene, you're about as much fun as a root canal." - Bernard Walton in "The Fifth House on the Left"

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19 “Do you give the horse its strength
or clothe its neck with a flowing mane?
20 Do you make it leap like a locust,
striking terror with its proud snorting?
21 It paws fiercely, rejoicing in its strength,
and charges into the fray.
22 It laughs at fear, afraid of nothing;
it does not shy away from the sword."


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