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Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:41 pm
by Mara
I love the scene in "The Right Choice" where Eugene and Katrina are in the prayer group with another lady, but they are completely ignoring her and praying for each other/arguing!
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:19 am
by jeffreybrowner
Thanks for the post but i can't see that episode
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Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:52 am
by jasonANDconnie
I love the episode Green Eyes and Yellow Tulips. My favorite parts are when Connie meets Mitch for the first time and when Rodney brings her flowers from the graveyard but she thinks that they are from Mitch.
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:25 pm
by MilkandEggs
"Pin a tell on me and me a donkey."
"Oh. there aren't any Twinkies in candy land; that would be more like, pastry land. The dark woods and trees just seemed kinda scary."
"All I every do is argue with Connie!"
"That's not true!"
".....See...."
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:59 pm
by Pound Foolish
Alright, you're a donkey. But those are some delightful quotes.
"I'm having the best day of my life. Until tomorrow, of course. Ha ha!"
"Hello." "I was going to say that. Harlow Doyle here." "Oh hi, Harlow Doyle Here."
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:46 pm
by MilkandEggs
Pound Foolish wrote:"I'm having the best day of my life. Until tomorrow, of course. Ha ha!"
"Yeah.....Who are you?"
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:13 pm
by Mara
I find the entire episode of Sunday Morning Scramble very amusing, but one of my favorite's is something like:
Mrs. Washington: "Just get dressed in the car."
Marvin: "But what if people see me?"
Mrs. Washington: "Smile and wave."
That may be incorrect because I am typing this from memory.
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:31 pm
by HomeschoolCowgirl
TOM: Hi Whit, what are you doin'?
WHIT: Just taking a walk through your orchard.
TOM: Well, you're not gonna get very far standing on a ladder.
-- June 16th, 2014, 6:34 pm --
WOOTON: Porcupine Pinata Jurisdiction HEIMLICH!! I did it!
(other woman talking)
WOOTON: I did it! That was three, four... THAT was SEVEN!!!
and yeah, sometimes I do yell that line for fun...
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:11 am
by Wodfamchocsod
Just listen to a cryin Brian dern episode. What happened to him, anyways? He was funny.
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:30 pm
by Mickey
Here are mine
Why are you starring as if you've been caught in a set of vehicular lamps.
There's more but I can't think of them right now
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:27 am
by HomeschoolCowgirl
Wooton Bassett: They're gonna have a bouncy house - with no age or weight restrictions! Woohoo!
Wooton Bassett: No one has ever beaten my record of 31 slides in 15 minutes.
Samantha McKay: Really?
Wooton Bassett: Of course, nobody else has sprayed cooking oil on their pants, either.
Wooton Bassett: Some of my best memories are from being a boy scout and doing all those fun "ing" things. Boating, camping, rafting, hiking, falling, hurting, bleeding, and yelling for help. It was the most fun I've ever had!
Some of my favorites.
Yes, most of my favorites are Wooton lines. SO?
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:42 pm
by GabrielleFandomGirl
Nathaniel: It would be funny, if it wasn't so... Unfunny
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:58 pm
by Connie G.
MilkandEggs wrote:
"All I ever do is argue with Connie!"
"That's not true!"
".....See...."
I drew this!!
I'll post it when I find it...
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:44 am
by John Henry
"He eats people, and their multi-million dollar contracts for lunch, and uses people like me as a toothpick."
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:55 pm
by Blitz
Jimmy to Donna, "I always knew you were one of those feminist types."
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:52 pm
by Mickey
Ed: excuse me while I go play with people of my own maturity level!
Swing hard it's rodadendren time!! Wooton
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:26 pm
by GabrielleFandomGirl
"Hey, my parents watch you on the 11:00 news. You put them to sleep every night." Jay, to the news anchor
"Of course it does, Connie. I never kid about licorice." We ALL know who
"The only one sitting around here is HIM. When they drop him in the electric chair for being a COUNTERFEITER." Jay
"That was no man, that was Matthew!"
"Nice little moment there, holding hands across the creek! Must be LOOOOVE."
"WHO KNOWS THAT? WHY WOULD ANYONE KNOW THAT?"
“Why is the periodic table constant? Or why isn’t there another word for synonym? or why did they ever put an s in the word lisp?” Wooton
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:13 pm
by Mickey
And a Bassett never backs down from a difficult challenge..... Unless it competes with an all you can eat buffet!!
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:35 pm
by HomeschoolCowgirl
Eugene Meltsner: Miss Kendall!
Connie Kendall: Yeah?
Eugene Meltsner: I'm speechless! This is the last thing I was expecting from you, it does humble me a bit as I merely purchased a scarf for you, which was certainly bought from the heart but, not nearly as elaborate as this generous gift for which I don't know how to thank you.
Tom Riley: For bein' speechless, a lot of words sure came out!
Re: Funniest AIO Lines
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:03 am
by GabrielleFandomGirl
HomeschoolCowgirl wrote:Eugene Meltsner: Miss Kendall!
Connie Kendall: Yeah?
Eugene Meltsner: I'm speechless! This is the last thing I was expecting from you, it does humble me a bit as I merely purchased a scarf for you, which was certainly bought from the heart but, not nearly as elaborate as this generous gift for which I don't know how to thank you.
Tom Riley: For bein' speechless, a lot of words sure came out!
That. Was. Freaking. Epic.