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Oh my gosh, you are getting the better end of our deal...that's not really fair! Besides, I doubt Pound Foolish will let you get away with that signature.=P

I'm not joining!

Are you sure you don't want to reconsider what you just said, Whitter?

Why would I want to reconsider?

Because, like I said- being a fan of Emily RULES! makes you extra cool. Whoa, that kind of rhymed.

Suzy RULES!
She is the best and the rest are just FOOLS!
Emily the absolute BOMB!
Someday, Justin Bieber will take her to the PROM!

Man, that stinks. Anyhow, that really does rhyme.

WOW! I LOVE it, Pound Foolish!!! That was amazing! You know, somebody made up a little rhyme about me and it gets sung to me ALL the time by whoever hears it---its gets rather annoying. I think they should sing this instead, its wayyy better.

Why would I want to be extra cool when I'm already extra awsomely cool?

Well if you're calling me a fool, then I guess I won't join.
Just kidding! I will join. But do I have to use that annoyingly (yep I'm gonna use it) bright red? It will ruin the pretty color pattern in my siggie. PLEASE!?!?
P.S. Why would Emily even agree to going to the prom with Justin Bieber?

underseasie, I think that Pound Foolish was talking about Suzy. Or was he?

hmmm, if Suzy is going to the prom with Beiber, then Pound Foolish should go with Selena.

I don't care who's taking who to the prom, I'm not joining!

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in adherence to the rules, ask that you please stop getting off topic. Getting off topic is against the rules, and will result in a warning on your record, and possibly more aggressive action, if necessary. Get back on topic, thank you.

I was trying to get back on topic.

What you said pertained to the club, Whittifer, and so has pretty much everything on this topic... so really, I have no idea what you are talking about, Judge. Sorry.

I still don't think I'm joining.

It's time for the first weekly... Reason Why Emily RULES!
For causes I've failed to fathom, many soda shop users assert that Emily's talents seem absurd. They say that she just "stumbles upon a solution" and such nonsense. As well as that Emily didn't do anything to earn her talent, that her reasoning seems to be random and not come from thoughtfulness, etc. To show the sheer ridiculousness of this, I'll be posting a simple diagram of Emily's cases, starting with case #1. From Game for a Mystery.
1. The game goes missing
2. Emily spots footprints. Matthew checks, in somewhat clumsy manner, if the prints are Barrett's. They are not, but belong to Nelson.
3. Nelson didn't take the game.
4. Discover it may have been hit by lawnmower
5. Emily learns of the energy bar. She saw wear and tear on the anthill... Emily knew the ants were under the same tree as Barrett, and, being full of knowledge, knew birds like ants
6. A bird could've smelled the chocolate, come down, eat the ants, and discovered the game...
7. And taken it

Thank you for reading the weekly reason why... Emily RULES!

-- Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:01 pm --

I'm with Kaida. That's not really a reason why Emily rules.

(psssstsssssstststsstss Kaida and Wittifer just go with it. There watching :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: )

This isn't a list of top-ten-things-that-make-Emily-great, you dweebs. I'm just putting stuff in favor of her un-annoying-ness. Oh, and another little comment like that, and you may get a nice, friendly pat....

Just because you called me a dweeb I'm not joining!