The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[SirWhit]

Hmm. Maybe it's just Gary Locke's weird proportions.

[Gaberk]

Perhaps, there are many different opinions.

[Aftershocker]

Oof! I haven't been here in so long!! Has anyone replaced my position?

[Blitz]

Which position?

[Aftershocker]

I was appointed Vice President by the former VP Suzy Lou

[Rosy]

I do not believe you have been usurped, Vice President Aftershocker. Welcome back.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Hey Aftershocker, I know you've been searching for a way to get out of this dump of a klub ever since you joined, so... don't you think it'd be way cooler to be in KRE? We have assembled a team of expert poets to write verse after verse of odes to hating Emily. We're even working on getting a team of Court Musicians together. ERK has no culture, no art, and no sophistication to it. It's a cult group sucking up to the AIO writers, plain and simple, whereas KRE is a MOVEMENT FOR CHANGE!!! So, what do you say? If you join KRE, I'll even make you President*.



*Your duties would be purely ceremonial.

[Emma]

Hey Aftershocker, don't you think it'd be way cooler to be in KRE? We have assembled a team of expert poets to write verse after verse of odes to hating Emily. We're even working on getting a team of Court Musicians together. ERK has no culture, no art, and no sophistication to it. It's a cult group sucking up to the AIO writers, plain and simple, whereas KRE is a MOVEMENT FOR CHANGE!!! So, what do you say? If you join KRE, I'll make you President*.



*Even though your duties would be purely ceremonial.

Ditto, thought minus the president part, I don't have the power to do that.

[Rosy]

*shakes head at the absurdity of the offer*

Will you KREers ever stop trying?

[Aftershocker]

Ugh! When will these vultures leave me alone? *sigh*

My duties here are partly ceremonial already because I can't do any of those things you mentioned. Now get out of here with y'all's stench of hatred and shenanigans! *throws skittles*

[Blitz]

*Sends vultures after AS*

[Emma]

*stands frowning at the deceived ERKers*

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I officially challenge ERK to a contest. Each klub will have to submit a piece of Emily-related art, and the overall artistic and persuasive quality will be judged by a neutral third party. I was thinking we could choose the art-form from one of these categories:

Drawing/Painting
Poem
Short Story
Song (Anthem)

If you choose to accept, then we can have negotiations over the details of the contest. If you decline, ERK will gain a reputation as being artless, cowardly barbarians, and you'll be the laughing-stock of the whole board. But of course, the decision is in your hands.

[Rosy]

*stands frowning at the deceived ERKers*

*would frown back, but prefers to look on the bright side of things, so smiles back instead*

I officially challenge ERK to a contest. Each klub will have to submit a piece of Emily-related art, and the overall artistic and persuasive quality will be judged by a neutral third party. I was thinking we could choose the art-form from one of these categories:

Drawing/Painting
Poem
Short Story
Song (Anthem)

If you choose to accept, then we can have negotiations over the details of the contest. If you decline, ERK will gain a reputation as being artless, cowardly barbarians, and you'll be the laughing-stock of the whole board. But of course, the decision is in your hands.

I'm in, as far as drawing goes. Buut I don't know if I hold any actual power, so I guess we'll wait for an executive decision.

[Aftershocker]

I would say that you do have some power as you are a leader of the ERK Usergroup @Seasie

[Emma]

*stands frowning at the deceived ERKers*

*would frown back, but prefers to look on the bright side of things, so smiles back instead*

Right.... make me look bad. I was actually thinking about how to convert you deceived peeps.

[Pound Foolish]

Count me in with whatever Emily painting/drawing I can muster, Arnold. Your contest has my blessing.

[Bethany Shepard]

Though I am not a hater of Emily, I am resigning from my placement as a kluber. Farewell E.R.K.ers.

[Novatom]

I just realized I'm officially a member of the ERK, and I do not think Emily rules. So goodbye, ERK, I am resigning as well.

[Emma]

Wow. Buuuuurn. You just lost two members.