The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

Do you think Matthew is a great character? Absolutely hate Emily? This is the place to discuss AIO characters, from the old to the new!

Classify yourself below.

Emily lover
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22%
Emily moderate
13
21%
ERK lover
9
14%
ERK moderate
7
11%
I just like contests
8
13%
I just like castles
12
19%
 
Total votes: 63

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TigerShadow wrote:(Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if she got a pixie cut when she got older.)
You saw my drawing and stole the idea. Oh wait. You are over there and my drawing is over here. Well, I think it's a splendid idea. Glad I... we thought of it.
MandyStraussberg wrote:I never liked Emily, just thought she was boring and dumb as the majority of the new kids are. But then I found out how many people were raving about her and I started disliking her profusly!
Ah, the Dr. Who effect. I sympathize. Still, people also go to the opposite extreme and have a club saying she stinks. Which is mainly why I started this thing, people say a lllot against her. Why is one extreme okay but not the other?
MissFriendship wrote:Ha ha! It always makes me laugh!
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
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Pound Foolish wrote:Ah, the Dr. Who effect. I sympathize. Still, people also go to the opposite extreme and have a club saying she stinks. Which is mainly why I started this thing, people say a lllot against her. Why is one extreme okay but not the other?
Hmmm, I never thought about it like that before. I usually stick up for the ones everyone hates to at times. You know, of all the characters in Odyssey, I can mimick Emily the best...which is why I enjoy listening to her and learning her uncanny way of putting the right emphasis on certain words. Maybe at heart, I could be an ERK. :D

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Announcing, a new book starring our very own brainiac tough girl.
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A rather revealing cover, Emily wears purple pants or whatever they are? Were purple legwarmers always hidden below the rim of that headshot? I never would've taken Miss Green as a closet purple wearer. ("Violet, Carlos! Violet.")

Anyhow, this 144 page anthology covers 16 detective, solve-it-yourself style short stories. Only the best of Emily's cases over the years, including the illustrations. You can get it from Focus http://family.christianbook.com/adventu ... SRCG\#curr and Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Jones-Parker-Case ... case+files

If you care to, talk it up!
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Pound Foolish wrote:A rather revealing cover, Emily wears purple pants or whatever they are?
You are observant. I had to squint to notice that.

Sounds interesting...slightly.
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Purple complements Emily. Sort of. Leggings, Pound Foolish, they're called leggings.
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They look more like jeggings to me.
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Guys. Oh My Gosh. I found this thing on, like, page 20 or something. "Emily, Emily, we adore you, Emilyyyyyyyy
We shall love, thee foreverrrrrrr
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy,
We shalt never abandon thee,
Emily, Emilyyyyyyyy
As the battle rag-es
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We shall look into the blood stained ru-ins
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyy
But we shall sand firm, shall stand firm,
Emilyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy
Our guns and lives are at your feet,
Emilyyyy-yy, Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
We love thee
We adore thee,
We take our hats off
And bow before thee,
Emilyyy-yy, Emillllyyyyyyyyyyy, Em-uhhhhh-LEEEEEEEEE!" The officil ERK anthem
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*Throws up*
That was horrible.
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Blitz wrote:*Throws up*
That was horrible.
*pats head* There, there.
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꿈. 희망. 전진.
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**pats the head of Mr. Foolish** There there PF, you created a beautiful ERK anthem.
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I'm with Blitz.

*leaves the premises with all possible speed*
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Yes, you do that Miss Friendship. What do you and Blitz classify yourselves as, hmm?
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Sane. Un-obsessed with Emily.
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**looks over glasses** **sets down coffee** **clears throat** Was that an insult, Miss Friendship? **flips hair** It's not our fault we joined the superior klub! Well, I guess technically it would be... Anyways...? :lol:
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Miss Friendship wrote:Sane. Un-obsessed with Emily.
Great definitions.
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EMILY NEWS
The Official Podcast interviewed the two regular Jones and Parker Mystery writers for Adventures in Odyssey Magazine. Namely, Bob Hoose and (my personal favorite) Christopher Masselli.

http://www.whitsendblog.org/2015/05/jones-and-parker/
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It's good to see nothing has changed here. ;)
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Hey Beautifuls. I'm posting again, thus taking up my position here once more~Whatever it was. To be honest? I can't remember. You might have had new elections anyways. So oh well. I'm a member nonetheless.

*Dons favorite green hoodie* Alrighty! What's new here? Anything? Nothing? Speak up for me, please. Also, working on an Emily drawing, because I haven't in a while and she has a pretty face to draw.

Anyone else ready for some new Jones and Parker-centric episodes? Maybe not even specific cases, but episodes that truly explore their character ~ especially in their maturing form?
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We are beautiful! I'm glad you're working on an Emily drawing, I look forward to it.

I'd like a case myself, but anything with Jones and Parker would be good. This club has kinda dwindled with Emily never showing up and Matthew's voice turning into young Bryan Adams.

But yes and yes, some character development for them would be lovely.
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Actually, everyone but Pound Foolish is beautiful. HE thinks he's cute. Nyah nyah, ma'am! :P
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