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The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:15 pm
by Pound Foolish
Welcome, adventurous stranger, to the
Emily RULES! Klub
Emily Jones, private investigator. Or, Private Eye, as some call them.
We, ERK, are dedicated to preserving her good name. Here’s the situation:
There are a number of despicable semi-human beings who regularly say cruel things about Emily. “I hate her” “she’s totally annoying” and “I can’t stand her” and other such mature phrases are common among the Emily-Haters.
So we’re here to counter them. Emily is an enjoyable character, with some depth, and who delivers the occasional laugh, who simply doesn’t deserve the kind of criticism she gets.
What we do:
We have contests, do Emily-fan art, “kill” Emily haters… pretty much whatever comes into our nutty heads.
Who can join:
Anyone. Whether you’re brand new or have been a member for months. Even ex-Emily-haters. Simply post on here announcing your desire to join, and you will be welcome at all contests and meetings. If you’re thinking, “I kind of like Emily, but I’m not sure she, ‘rules’”, then that’s fine. Again, not all of us are super crazy about Emily. We just show the Emily-haters there are lots of people who know that Emily is likable, not necessarily that she is fantastic.
Why join:
Things get crazy here, but it’s always entertaining. You are put under no obligations whatsoever by joining. Try it out. And believe it or not, chances are you’ll have fun.
Alright, have you made your decision? You’ll join? My congratulations. You are about to embark on a journey. You are Christened an:Emilyophile. Always remember our creed… Emily RULES!

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Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:24 pm
by Doll
Y'know, it'll be fun to see how many (or few) members you get. ;)

Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:42 pm
by Suzy Lou Foolish
YAY! I LOVE THIS CLUB. Pound Foolish- you are a genius. (Like I said before, though...don't let my words get to your head, buster!!!) And Godsgirl, it sounds as if you don't have much faith in us! I trust you will join our club, will you not? If not...then don't worry, we'll began our quest to convert you right away.;)

Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:13 pm
by Doll
Go ahead, TRY and convert me. ;)

Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:04 am
by Whittifer
I'm not sure if I'm gonna join.

Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:05 pm
by Tea Ess
I refuse to join, unless someone here dies a tragic death, and their dying wish is that I join the club.

Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:31 pm
by Suzy Lou Foolish
Dear T.S- I was attacked by a dinosaur yesterday and the doctors say I probably won't be here much longer, I have but one dying wish...

Re: The Emily RULES! Club

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:20 pm
by Pound Foolish
Poor Suzy. How on earth did you manage to be attacked by dinosaur?
Whittifer, please do join! You're not declaring yourself an Emily enthusiast be joining this group. It would just mean you're not an Emily-Hater.
And, here's a special announcement for today I shall make before posting it in the character of the week topic... I'm afraid, Emily, has....
WON the third Character of the Week by just ONE vote! We did it! Congratulations, troops!

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:26 pm
by Whittifer
Do I seriousley have to put Emily Rules! If I want to join?

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:21 pm
by Suzy Lou Foolish
We won? WE WON?! OHMYGOSH, WE WON!!! I'm sooo happy!
Oh and Whittifer, you totally should join...besides, a little "Emily Rules!" on your signature would make you look extra cool like Pound Foolish and I. 8-)

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:06 pm
by Doll
You guys aren't even going to try to convert me?

You must not have many reasons for me to join then.

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:59 pm
by Tea Ess
Same here. Poor Suzy. How much longer do the doctors say you have? ;)

Emily won? I'll I have to say is: if she's worthy to be Character of the week, then she had better get her act together and become a relatable human!

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:20 pm
by Suzy Lou Foolish
Not very long, my only wish for now is that you might become a member of the Emily RULES! klub. Would you do that for me, T.S? :)
(Good lands, I just flat out lied didn't I? And on a Sunday of all days! Uh oh...)
You have to admit though, she is a pretty entertaining character.

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:31 pm
by Tea Ess
Sorry, no, but you could join my Lucy fan club!

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:19 am
by Suzy Lou Foolish
I love Lucy!<--Haha! I totally didn't say that intentionally) What do I have to do to join the Lucy fan club?

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:29 am
by Tea Ess
First, you have to give up the Emily fan club...


No, just kidding. I offer dual citzenship. I have yet to form an actual page for this club, and when I do, you can join. I may this afternoon.

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:33 am
by Suzy Lou Foolish
Sorry, I shall not give up the Emily fan club. But I may be interested in joining your Lucy club!

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:55 am
by Wretched Sinner
I'll join. I admit

Emily RULES
except when she's blackmailing people and being mean which is pretty much all the time.

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:57 am
by Suzy Lou Foolish
WOOTON!!! Please take the blackmailing part off. Kays? Thank you.

Re: E.R.K. (The Emily RULES! Klub)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:01 pm
by Wretched Sinner
suzylou wrote:WOOTON!!! Please take the blackmailing part off. Kays? Thank you.
sorry, but no.