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Eugene Meltsner Esquire My dear fellow internet wanderers, I have come upon this odd site. Now that I have sent you all a link to it, I look forward to your genial responses. To be frank, I find this site very... it is all about, well, us. And the maladroit things they have to say about me and Katrina... It's enough to cause even me to stoop to paroxysm!"

Katrina Hmmm... They don't seem to know us as well as all that, however, Eugene. They actually infer... well, insist, in fact, that I was invented just to fall in love with you. The very idea.


Detective Girl This is nuts. A few people on here say I'm in love with Matthew! Matthew I'd like to see them take an IQ test.

Priscilla You think you've got problems? They all think Barrett and I are in love. That's so embarrassing. Barrett is a great guy, but still...


Detective Girl Arrrre you? Priscilla... None of your business.

Mandy I'm so sorry, girls. This must be awful for you. I can't imagine how all this information got online. But, Emily, you're being a little... nosy. I know that's the way you are, but please tone it down a little. Remember... anyone can see this... Let's not try to corner Priscilla into announcing anything to the world.

Detective Girl
Sorry. I apologize. But... there's no need to hide it from anyone, Priscilla. Love is beautiful. Rue the Day Doez any1 have a bukket?

Jared You're right, Mandy. How did this, very, very, very personal information get onto the net?
Perhaps... it's what I've always suspected! The internet is just another worldwide plot to control our lives! Soon, every detail about us will be online, and the government will have total control! And then we'll be attacked by genetically engineered cockroaches! And they'll shoot the sheriff! We're doomed!!!

Sarah Prachett .... Wow. Jared, you really need to learn to have a brain.

Penny Wise It's really not that bad. They have some nice fan art on here. And some of them actually look like us, lol.

Detective Girl Pardon, but has anyone else seen that they have a whole fan club here for me!? Barrett They must be nuts.

Kelly Nuts and berries.

Rodney THEY DON'T SEE HOW COOL I AM! THEY STINK! MY OWN GENYESSNESS SPEAKS FOR ISSELF!

Whit In any case, it leads to some quality discussion about God, truth, and the beauty of radio drama. If our lives are known to all, at least it seems to be in good cause. For that, we should all thank Him.

Pound Foolish wrote: Barrett They must be nuts.

Kelly Nuts and berries.

BWAHAHAHA!

Very nice, an enjoyable read, and very very funny.

So funny and creative. too bad they are not real. Can you do more characters?

Very funny, but don't you think Emily sounds just a tad bit conceited?

Whittifer wrote:Very funny, but don't you think Emily sounds just a tad bit conceited?

My thoughts exactly...

HAHAH....very amusing indeed! I wonder what Jay would have said...

Detective Girl Conceited? I guess so... surely you concede I have a right to be.
Matthew Who are these people? They're teenagers and they think they're funny or making some point by insulting a fictional little girl? I think the cheese has slipped off their cracker.

To borrow the colloquialism, they must be soiled and low limbed.

You're the type of people who take an IQ test, and forget to write your name!

Now, now. That's a bit harsh.

Thanks, guys. (Excepting a metalhead and an evil french Owl mustachioed Stalin. If you want to add something yourselves, feel free. Or if anyone wants to request a character appearance, please do.

Add Jay please!!

BAH HA HA HA (that was funny. )

Sage: Rue the Day Doez any1 have a bukket?

That's Jay. (:

Pound Foolish: Only you could create a topic like this...

As for requests, I'd Looooooove to see you do Valerie. A little hate from Tea Ess must really steam her ego... 0=)

well, most of the classic good characters are too old for the internet, I think they should add something like this, we definitely need a focus on the family representative, ambassador, to pitch the ideas we have to them.
It would be something like Matthew picking up his Appleberry phone, or his iBanana laptop and google odyssey to find it on the goggle maps, and finds it. XD

Rue the Day Why, my presents has been specifically requested. The must appreciate my sheer awesomeness. Well, here I am. Awesomeness and all. And they requested me. No one else, me Are you listening, Barrett!?!!!?

Barrett They want your presents? How flattering. I didn't know you had such a kind heart, giving random people presents.

Rue the Day Huh?


Barrett Good come back. You should make that your signature.

Valerie I see someone also requested little me. That makes sense.

Not really.
Jimmy
Valerie Oh come on. People just light up when I talk about me.

Forgive me, but I, for one, feel nausea in my digestive organ.

I skimmed this but never really read it untill now. It is so funny
Good job PF

That's hilarious! You need to write more, PF! Add more of Jared and Penny! (please)

What about Connie?

Alright, so I've been going through topics, FINALLY catching up from my basically non-existence since May... And I stumbled upon this topic! This is quite hilarious, PF... It's very good, indeed!

I don't know if you're still willing to post on this ancient topic, but I'd like to hear a conversation between Jason and Connie *sighs from dream land*

Why thank you, Liz. And request granted.

"Connie will you marry me?"

"Nope."

Pound Foolish wrote:Why thank you, Liz. And request granted.

"Connie will you marry me?"

"Nope."

That is so perfect, PF.

*Gives PF a menacing glare.* Not funny, young man! Take it back or I'll join the KRE!!!

Awww, Liz....=( It was just a joke.... *gives Liz a plate of smily-face cookies*