The E.R.K. (Emily Rules Klub)

[godisawesomeness99]

Well, you wouldn't necessarily have to go there, Metal. I'd be there a lot, and that's enough KRE presence for anyone.

Liz, what's this about verbal quittles? Isn't that what we do in PM? Lol, sorry I forgot to tell you about that boy...I kinda read my PMs 'afore looking here. *shrugs sheepishly*

Godisawesomeness99, I have a question I've been dying to ask you: are you REALLY 14? In all the pictures you look....so....
Young.

I was 12 then, I think, but uh yeah, I just turned 14 so I'll have to update that.... but sarcasm is fun!!!

[Purple Panda]

Thanks for the welcome, Liz'alike I think you'll find that my opinions are weird, random, and most likely full of awesome, a fitting contribution in a reputable and already awesome club such as this....

[Helios]

Godisawesomeness99, I have a question I've been dying to ask you: are you REALLY 14? In all the pictures you look....so....
Young.

I was 12 then, I think, but uh yeah, I just turned 14 so I'll have to update that.... but sarcasm is fun!!!

Yeah, definitely! Sarcasm is the best...besides irony, which is slightly different but still really cool. The pics I was referring to are on the "About You" topic.

[Pound Foolish]

So... *sips egg nog* I have a quick question for you guys. I love that you people are so determined to rebuke everything they say in KRE/ESK, but when you think about it, we're not doing ourselves any favors. We're still ten pages ahead of KRE, but while we'll always be ahead, KRE used to miles and miles behind where it belongs. Not too long ago, KRE would often have long, lonnnnng periods with no posting at all. They'd get the new member joining every so often, and that was about it. The reason just might be: as I say so often, they don't do anything. We have structured conversations and contests and all, they don't have anything like that. So, why don't we just let KRE die? Dun-dah-DAH!

[Agent 86]

NO WAY! WHY WOULD WE DO THAT!?!?? Why we just call a truce? for now... dun-dun-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.... :evilyeah:

[GratiaDei]

Hurrah, PF! We must stand back and watch the KRE grind to an agonizing and painful stop (painful for them, at least). And then we can have another party and wear our ceremonial green tutus.

[Helios]

"We are the pirates who don't do anything"

Ceremonial tutus? Give me a break! Only GIRLS wear tutus. Which reinforces my theory that ERK is nothing more than a bunch of tween-and-teen girls who think Emily is to girlhood what CP3O was to the Ewoks.

Oh, I forgot: there are a few guys

This is an anomaly I can't understand, due to its complete and utter irrationality.

And you forgot, oh Poundy Flirt and oh the delight of my eyes: KRE has me, Helios sir, also known as....never mind. My point is I bring chaos. War is chaos.

So we are a warring tribe, not people who sit around drinking cocoa and having contests (although there is nothing inherently wrong with those) We just prefer to WORK!

[Liz'alike]

*applauds* well said, PF! I vote that we as the ERK ignore the KRE altogether! Whether they are posting on ERK or KRE. Since their whole point of existence is to create conflict and chaos, then they will have nothing to do if we ignore them.

[Helios]

On the contrary, Lexicon. Ignoring us makes us stronger. It gives us time to do things we normally wouldn't have time to do, due to the fact that we are constantly under attack by people bearing the sign of the ERK.

But I'm sorry I can't tell you what these things that we do are. You would be most interested and would stop ignoring us at once. However, I can't give away company secrets.

You're going to ignore this, I know. But I don't care.

[Purple Panda]

So negative, so negative... Pound Foolish, once again, your suggestion seems likely to prevail. We will follow you whole heartedly. *uses tutu to block out any surrounding KRE members*

[Metal15]

Aha, you're going to ignore us, eh? Backing off are you? Could this be a sign of fear? O_O If so, then I'm flattered.

We're still ten pages ahead of KRE, but while we'll always be ahead

Nope, we'll surpass your thread soon enough.

We have structured conversations and contests and all, they don't have anything like that.

Lol.

So, why don't we just let KRE die?

We won't die. Unless our thread gets deleted. Which would be unfortunate. Buuut, we won't stop, we won't back down, and we WILL overcome ERK one of these days.

*applauds* well said, PF! I vote that we as the ERK ignore the KRE altogether! Whether they are posting on ERK or KRE. Since their whole point of existence is to create conflict and chaos, then they will have nothing to do if we ignore them.

If you guys won't participate in the war, and just hang back, then we'll be forced to...Pretend you're still involved.

Anyways, as you were.

[Wakko]

They'd get the new member joining every so often,

We still have more members.

[Mara]

BTW, T.S., did you get the PM from Metal about the KRE writing contest?

GASP, they are having a contest!

[Pound Foolish]

Yes, but nobody's participating. Helios is working on one thing, and that's it so far. Not nearly as much enthusiasm as we get over here. Imagine that.

[Smile Awhile]

Could someone please post the current rules for being an ERK member?

[Metal15]

Yes, but nobody's participating. Helios is working on one thing, and that's it so far. Not nearly as much enthusiasm as we get over here. Imagine that.

Incorrecto. Some of us are communicating over PM.

[Helios]

Yes, but nobody's participating. Helios is working on one thing, and that's it so far. Not nearly as much enthusiasm as we get over here. Imagine that.

Unless you are hacking my cpu, you will never know what I'm doing.

And what makes you think we'd tell you what we're up to? Hmm? *innocent smile*

[SirWhit]

Maybe PF is working for the NSA And so much for ignoring us, PF and ERK.

[Liz'alike]

*Wonders why she keeps hearing a nagging humming noise in her ear.*
PF, I feel as if we need another contest... Any ideas of late?

[Helios]

She's just saying that...and people who have humming usually go deaf.