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a pressing matter

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:16 pm
by Tea Ess
I was traveling recently with family, and we went to a buffet in the middle of nowhere that had this.. food that sparked intense debate.

Do you think peanut butter and jelly, or peanut butter and chocolate syrup, on a crust counts as pizza? Is it edible?

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Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:26 pm
by Shadow
It looks pretty good actually, can you give me some?

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:39 am
by Mr. Clever
OH MY GERSH! THAT LOOKS AMAZING!

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:26 am
by shnoodlec.
pls never talk to me again thx

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:36 am
by SirWhit
Is that really food?

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:16 am
by Tea Ess
Agent.MontyWhittaker wrote:It looks pretty good actually, can you give me some?
no
TheDoctor wrote:OH MY GERSH! THAT LOOKS AMAZING!
Also no.
SirWhit wrote:Is that really food?
No, it is not

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:15 am
by MonkeyDude
I mean it looks great, but is it pizza?
No.
Do I have evidence to back me up?
Also no.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:20 am
by Helios
I've had worse. That looks scrumptious. \:D/

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:10 pm
by Mr. Clever
Was it good?

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:38 pm
by Tea Ess
Someone finally picked the third option. \:D/ Well done, you edgy, edgy contrarian.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:28 pm
by Rosy
You will be hearing from my lawyer about compensation for my emotional distress at having to view this abomination of nature.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:41 pm
by Tea Ess
Rosy wrote:You will be hearing from my lawyer about compensation for my emotional distress at having to view this abomination of nature.
I’m conflicted about this post, because I don’t want to be sued, but I very much agree with you all the same.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:48 pm
by Connie G.
It's just open-faced peanut butter and jelly toast. It's not pizza, I don't think. But I would try it.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:17 pm
by Audrey
I'm so disgusted by this. How? How would you think this qualifies as pizza? Why? No. There's so many better options. SIGH.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:30 pm
by Tea Ess
Audrey wrote:I'm so disgusted by this. How? How would you think this qualifies as pizza? Why? No. There's so many better options. SIGH.
THANK YOU. I’m not understanding how half of the poll respondents would willingly eat this.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:58 pm
by Smile Awhile
Edible? Definitely! Pizza? Not by a long shot.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:24 am
by SirWhit
Here in Japan they put mayo on pizza from time to time.

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:32 am
by Helios
I am horrified and intrigued. But do they put macaroni and cheese on it? O.o

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:29 pm
by Jo March
SirWhit wrote:Here in Japan they put mayo on pizza from time to time.
Ewwwwwww

Re: a pressing matter

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:17 pm
by PennyBassett
In situations like these, I tend to turn to the dictionary. This is not pizza. And I would not eat it... partially because I have an intolerance to pizza, but mostly because I audibly gasped at the sight of it.