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Burn it with fire!! 50%  50%  [ 9 ]
I would eat this enthusiastically 39%  39%  [ 7 ]
don’t ask for another option; the two above are plenty. One cannot be lukewarm over what constitutes pizza 11%  11%  [ 2 ]
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:16 pm 
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Okay, so I was traveling recently with family, and we went to a buffet in the middle of nowhere that had this.. food that sparked intense debate.

Do you think peanut butter and jelly, or peanut butter and chocolate syrup, on a crust counts as pizza? Is it even edible?

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do not bring pineapple “pizza” into the thread or I will shave your eyebrows. It is irrelevant to this discussion.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:26 pm 
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It looks pretty good actually, can you give me some?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:39 am 
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OH MY GERSH! THAT LOOKS AMAZING!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:26 am 
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pls never talk to me again thx

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:36 am 
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Is that really food?


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 Post subject: Re: a pressing matter
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:16 am 
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Agent.MontyWhittaker wrote:
It looks pretty good actually, can you give me some?

no

TheDoctor wrote:
OH MY GERSH! THAT LOOKS AMAZING!

Also no.

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Is that really food?

No, it is not

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 Post subject: Re: a pressing matter
PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:15 am 
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I mean it looks great, but is it pizza?
No.

Do I have evidence to back me up?
Also no.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:20 am 
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I've had worse. That looks scrumptious. \:D/

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Was it good?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:38 pm 
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Someone finally picked the third option. \:D/ Well done, you edgy, edgy contrarian.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:28 pm 
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You will be hearing from my lawyer about compensation for my emotional distress at having to view this abomination of nature.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:41 pm 
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Rosy wrote:
You will be hearing from my lawyer about compensation for my emotional distress at having to view this abomination of nature.

I’m conflicted about this post, because I don’t want to be sued, but I very much agree with you all the same.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:48 pm 
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It's just open-faced peanut butter and jelly toast. It's not pizza, I don't think. But I would try it.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:17 pm 
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I'm so disgusted by this. How? How would you think this qualifies as pizza? Why? No. There's so many better options. SIGH.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:30 pm 
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I'm so disgusted by this. How? How would you think this qualifies as pizza? Why? No. There's so many better options. SIGH.

THANK YOU. I’m not understanding how half of the poll respondents would willingly eat this.

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Edible? Definitely! Pizza? Not by a long shot.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:24 am 
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Here in Japan they put mayo on pizza from time to time.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:32 am 
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I am horrified and intrigued. But do they put macaroni and cheese on it? O.o

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SirWhit wrote:
Here in Japan they put mayo on pizza from time to time.

Ewwwwwww

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:17 pm 
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In situations like these, I tend to turn to the dictionary. This is not pizza. And I would not eat it... partially because I have an intolerance to pizza, but mostly because I audibly gasped at the sight of it.

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