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what should i do?
plant them 62%  62%  [ 8 ]
throw them out 15%  15%  [ 2 ]
other (please explain in detail) 23%  23%  [ 3 ]
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 Post subject: my onions have sprouted
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:48 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:06 am 
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Plant them. Then you will have onions 4 dayz.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:15 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:16 pm 
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321tumbler wrote:
Plant them. Then you will have onions 4 dayz.

noted. thx

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they got bored, i guess.

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Plant them. Then you will not have to buy onions for a while. And if you let an onion or two sprout every month or so, you will hardly ever have to buy onions.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:13 pm 
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1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:10 pm 
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Connie G. wrote:
1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8

10/10 this is the best suggestion so far also i was literally talking with someone about using onions to pay for pizza earlier today were you eavesdropping?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:30 pm 
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No, she actually was that someone.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:57 pm 
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Connie G. wrote:
1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8


this is the best thing I've ever read on this website :clap:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:46 pm 
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Connie G. wrote:
1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8

This is the best advice I've ever seen.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:59 pm 
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321tumbler wrote:
No, she actually was that someone.

Congrats on becoming a 20-somethings guy, Connie.

Connie G. wrote:
1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8

Edit: This genuinely gets funnier every time I look at it. I didn't even notice the numbering/lettering scheme at first.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:17 pm 
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321tumbler wrote:
No, she actually was that someone.

Congrats on becoming a 20-somethings guy, Connie.


thank you
i've successfully fooled you all.

it's actually i that run the infamous "Isaiah the Ox" account, he is merely a product of my imagination.

you're welcome

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:51 pm 
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Am I doing this right? \:D/

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*squeals* *hugs Connie* :clap:

Connie G. wrote:
it's actually i that run the infamous "Isaiah the Ox" account, he is merely a product of my imagination.

There's plenty here who will believe you. :mrgreen: *coughs and dramatically waves hand* The disease of gullibleness has infected every corner of this place.

*suddenly remembers how much she hates onions.* *shivers* *slowly backs out of thread*

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squeenches shoulders up, widens eyes and grimaces down at MF

uses stray hand to awkwardly pat her

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Expose one of them to some radioactive material and hope that it becomes animated. Then enslave it, name it Alvin, tell it to be awful, and take over the world for you, while fighting a superhero with plunger ears.

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