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my onions have sprouted

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:48 am
by Tea Ess
pls help

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:06 am
by 321tumbler
Plant them. Then you will have onions 4 dayz.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:15 pm
by Mr. Clever
Why?

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:16 pm
by Tea Ess
321tumbler wrote:Plant them. Then you will have onions 4 dayz.
noted. thx
TheDoctor wrote:Why?
they got bored, i guess.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:48 pm
by Jo March
Plant them. Then you will not have to buy onions for a while. And if you let an onion or two sprout every month or so, you will hardly ever have to buy onions.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:13 pm
by Connie G.
1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:10 pm
by Tea Ess
Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
10/10 this is the best suggestion so far also i was literally talking with someone about using onions to pay for pizza earlier today were you eavesdropping?

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:30 pm
by 321tumbler
No, she actually was that someone.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:57 pm
by AuntSarah
Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
this is the best thing I've ever read on this website :clap:

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:46 pm
by GJFH
Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
This is the best advice I've ever seen.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:59 pm
by Tea Ess
321tumbler wrote:No, she actually was that someone.
Congrats on becoming a 20-somethings guy, Connie.
Connie G. wrote:1. Go to a clothing store
2. buy the largest beanie you can find
C. make sure you took two of yer onions with you
4. If you didn't go home and get the onions
6) take the onions and put them under your beanie
7. go to subway
8. order something
G. get them to ask you if you want onions with your something that you presumably ordered in the previous step
10: Ask "Would YOU like onions with that" in the loudest raspy voice you can do
XI- whisk the beanie off
13( produce the onion
17. grab it by the sprouted part
14: swing it around above your head as you belly crawl out the door
IXX) go to another subway
B) Repeat from step 8
Edit: This genuinely gets funnier every time I look at it. I didn't even notice the numbering/lettering scheme at first.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:17 pm
by Connie G.
Tea Ess wrote:
321tumbler wrote:No, she actually was that someone.
Congrats on becoming a 20-somethings guy, Connie.
thank you
i've successfully fooled you all.

it's actually i that run the infamous "Isaiah the Ox" account, he is merely a product of my imagination.

you're welcome

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:51 pm
by Tea Ess
Am I doing this right? \:D/
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Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:33 pm
by Miss Friendship
*squeals* *hugs Connie* :clap:
Connie G. wrote: it's actually i that run the infamous "Isaiah the Ox" account, he is merely a product of my imagination.
There's plenty here who will believe you. :mrgreen: *coughs and dramatically waves hand* The disease of gullibleness has infected every corner of this place.

*suddenly remembers how much she hates onions.* *shivers* *slowly backs out of thread*

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:57 pm
by Connie G.
squeenches shoulders up, widens eyes and grimaces down at MF

uses stray hand to awkwardly pat her

thanks

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:48 pm
by Woody
Expose one of them to some radioactive material and hope that it becomes animated. Then enslave it, name it Alvin, tell it to be awful, and take over the world for you, while fighting a superhero with plunger ears.

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Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:12 pm
by Shadow
:clap: 10/10 i loved that cartoon \:D/

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:57 pm
by shnoodlec.
glad this topic is back

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:53 pm
by Tea Ess
Tea Ess: providing quality content to the SS since 2012.

Re: my onions have sprouted

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:50 pm
by Doll
Tea Ess wrote:Tea Ess: providing quality content to the SS since 2012.
Please put that as your signature.