The Court of 11th Doctor Lord Ruler of the Debate Vampires

[Blitz]

Yes sire!
*Salutes*
Should we begin the invasion of America?

[Eleventh Doctor]

Draw up plans but do not begin without my command.

[TigerShadow]

We should probably shower them with Big Macs and have a spy plant a distraction in the form of news of gun control legislation. That should be a sufficient distraction.

[Blitz]

Very good Tiger. Oh and we can make all the people in NORAD vampires. Oh and the President to.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Let us not be overly ambitious, we vampires thrive best in the shadows.

[Woody]

You do realize I'm reading your plan of attack, right?

And heynow(Oh boy, Limerick, look what you've done to me), I'm the President!!!

[Eleventh Doctor]

That's how confident we are of our success

[Blitz]

How can you stop a vampire with six times your strength?

[Woody]

I dunno, maybe with tanks 10 times a vampires' strength?

[Blitz]

We have an army other than ourselves.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Let it be known that the high wellborns Captain Blitz and Sir Wakko are running to be made governors of the province of the ToO, if they win we shall add this region to our kingdom. All members of this court are to wish them well in their endeavors.

[Pound Foolish]

Good to hear. Hello, Good Doctor. I've returned. You'll note I'm rather in disrepair, sadly. Pardon this small blaze on my butt. The dragon was a cad. He seemed to have no interest in debating whatsoever.

[Eleventh Doctor]

It can often be hard to find a dragon who is the debating type, they are nearly indistinguishable from the regular sort of dragon.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

Oh, most noble King of the Lands of Rhetoric, what valiant deeds must a young squire such as myself accomplish before being counted worthy to accompany the vampires in their interminable quest for good arguments? Let it be known that I am something of a debating novice, in that I know a good deal about the subject but I must confess I have never shown a particular aptitude for it (though my apparent lack of debating skills could be traced to an abysmal lack of opportunities to hone those skills). I am, however, very skilled at handing the Duke of Quebec his coffee (or tea, if he prefers).

[Eleventh Doctor]

I take tea. Young squire, once you join us on several campaigns you will have many opportunities to hone those skills. There are many young squires vying for entry into my court, I hope to see great things from you.

[ArnoldtheRubberDucky]

I am greatly honored. Methinks I shall embark on a campaign of my own, in order to prove myself worthy of inductance into the court. I shall use the Sacred Sword of the Impenetrable 1AC to slay the Troll of Penetrable Ignorance.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Be wary of pride going before the fall young one, there is no such thing as an impenetrable 1AC, it can always be improved and none of us are perfect.

[Blitz]

I'll take coffee if you will.

[Eleventh Doctor]

Hear ye hear ye, gather to my court Debate Vampires. I have a proclamation to make about Squire ArnoldtheRubberDucky.

[Wakko]

*Wakko approaches the court in anticipation of the announcement.*