It's my opinion of the episode using a quote from it. "Quality of life" was said by Wooton when discussing ding dongs.

I put this one under my "dangerous" category. You know, that category of episodes NOT to listen to while driving! :shock:
Other than that it's one of the best!

"Quality of life!"

:lol: That's a good one. I've heard the Jewish version to it! (The same just with a little schmaltz! ;) ) Here is one that always cracks me up! One reason I love other languages so much. The Hebrew Lesson "Hello Cyril," says Fred, "I hear you know Hebrew?" "Yes I do," r...

Mr. Smiley's: I may do some slightly illegal things, but I always admit it when I get caught, right?

Underseasie's: Well that's the way your supposed to say hello. No fancy shmancy words just once a simple howdy dr hr hll. Understand?

Amish are awesome, don't get me wrong! That was a funny joke! I will never look at an elevator the same again!! :lol: Here's another one that cracks me up: When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral ...

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That's great!


Sign behind an Amish carriage:


"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"

*Once* I kidnapped a cow after hitting my head in a car accident, but that's another story for another time!

Correct?

It is scientifically impossible... for Connie to use a stapler!

For instance why is the product a blue canister (cnstr instead of cnstt, mistake or no?)???

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You know what bugs me? Left handed people.

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worse than that, I couldn't spill my wnn man this thing is dead and gone all my access number and passwords.

Squirrel rttsmtntt fire up the stew pot, Mary, we're gonna eat tonight!

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I knew you were a jerk ever since i met you. and thanks to Mr Whittaker know it for sure now! What episode is that quote from? This is from Room Enough for Two. rnnnglkbdpntyhs running like bad pantyhose jstmgntmnfmyctngsttrrdcdtft :) "Just imagine it, a man of my acting stature reduced to a f...

Wouldn't dream of it.

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I'm still trying to find my torso. Can we start over?

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Gone, Connie. They are getting stronger all the time, must be something in the water.