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Help Wanted:
Stock boy at Rathbone's Electric Palace. Needs to have
knowledge of electronics, circuitry, computers, sales,
management, and have at least five years experience in sales
and ten years experience in gymnastics. Must be willing to
work evenings and nights for relatively low pay. Call
555-2453.
Hel Wanted: Cashier at
Holstein's Books. I am searching for a person with a good head to go on top
of their shoulders, and a face that smiles with both ears. Call 555-7841.
Lost: Poodle. Responds
to the name "Pooky Wooky." Call 555-5726.
Found: Beagle. Responds
violently to scratching under the chin. Call "Ben" at the Odyssey Memorial
Hospital, Prosthetics Ward, 555-7896.
For sale: 50" X 35"
cardboard cutout of the Greek Acropolis. Perfect if you happen to be putting
on a performance of ""Ben Hur" in the near future. Call Edwin Blackgaard at
555-1020.
This
article originally appeared in "The Odyssey Times," a
special fictional newspaper produced by Focus on the Family to promote
Adventures in Odyssey.
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