Does Eugene keep
his glasses on when he's walking in the dark? -Submitted by
Eugene definitely keeps his glasses
on when he's walking in the dark. How do I know this for sure? It's
simple. Because it's harder to say at night than it is during the
day. And when you consider the fact that, logically, Eugene needs to
use glasses during the day, thus he sees more clearly. Thus,
wouldn't it make perfect sense that in order to continue seeing
clearly as he sees during the day, that he wear glasses at night? I
imagine that he needs glasses in the dark because, well, DUH!
Besides, Mr. Gumby, or whatever you call yourself, you're familiar
with television. You've starred in a few TV episodes here and there.
Eugene appears in a few of his own, and you can never see his eyes
anyway. His hair conveniently swoops down over his eyes to hide
them. So logically speaking, if his eyes are covered and he's
wearing glasses anyway, then there's something that he knows that
the rest of us don't. Obviously he gets around Odyssey quite well.
Just think back to the days when Eugene rode a bike around Odyssey.
It could only take a strong glasses prescription to help with that.
I should have summed this up in a
one-word answer: Yes. But I didn't. And now you're probably going to
ask me another question about how Eugene is able to even see,
period, after you read this response. Oh, but that's what I'm here
for, I guess: to answer people's questions and step on some toes
along the way. Please, just don't ask about Eugene's toes. That's